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How about some very interesting factual tidbits about General Hospital?

SOME GREAT LUKE LINES:

[Luke is running Kelly's Diner]:
Felicia: "Luke? You're not cooking, are you?"
Luke: "Yes, I am. And a position under the chef just became available."

[Luke learns that Stefan has returned from the dead again]:
"I'm not surprised. He's a Cassadine. They're all three beans short of a salad."

"You're telling me to trust Stefan Cassadine? To get all fuzzy warm feelings about him?
What am I supposed to do, light candles and sing Kum-bye-ah?"

[talking to Felicia about a man who keeled over in his dish]:
Felicia: "Is he turning blue?"
Luke: "I can't tell through all this macaroni."

"What does it take to find a body on the Cassadine yacht? Do the fish have to complain about the smell?"

[after hearing that Katherine fell to her death on the parapet]:
"Again?"

[to Felicia, when she was reading Luke love letters written from Edward to Lila]:
"Oh brother. I hope the postman wasn't diabetic."

[to "Krieg", actually Faison] (credit Lyndsay):
Luke: "I'll get in touch with you"
Faison: "When?"
Luke: "When your phone rings and it's me."

[talking to Felicia, who was in a Mexican jail for wacking a police officer]:
Felicia: "I'm in a pickle."
Luke: "You're in a jar of jalapenos."

[talking to Alexis, as she was heading towards Wyndemere] (credit Natalie):
Alexis: "When I get there, I'll wave to you"
Luke: "Your hand might be too small to see -- could you moon me instead?"

To Alexis (about Katherine):
"You know, you really need to talk to Katie La Belle and tell her it's bad luck to marry the first person who shoots you."

To Laura (recently):
"You were so beautiful. I almost forgot to save the world."

To Helena: (credit Lynda)
"Well, what can I say, babe? The thought of you dead has always turned me on."

(And still an all-time favorite): To Stefan, regarding Katherine:
"If she really gets unruly, just shoot her again."

GREAT JOHN JACKS LINE:

(to Jax, talking about Alexis):
"When you crash a chopper in the Sahara with a woman, you get to see what she's made of. Unless she doesn't survive and vultures get her. Then you really get to see what she's made of."

GREAT MAC LINE:

(To Felicia):
"Stay."
Felicia: "I don't know Mac ..."
Mac: "Just for a little while."
Felicia: "How little while?"
Mac: "Forever. And if that works out, we'll take it from there."

GREAT LAURA LINES:

(Talking to Elizabeth about Katherine):
"We all know there's no point in murdering Katherine; she just keeps coming back for more."

(Having a heated conversation with Helena):
"You know what, Helena? It's Halloween. It's your big night! Why don't you go find yourself a cauldron and just jump right in?"

GREAT ALEXIS LINE:

(Having a heated conversation with Helena):
"Now be off ... before someone drops a house on you, too."

GREAT HELENA LINE:

(Talking to Stefan right before she poisoned him):
"I was just an ordinary devoted mother -- with a very good fashion sense."

GREAT LUCY LINES:

(Lucy and Katherine discussing the Nurses' Ball):
Katherine: "Have you forgotten what happened last year?."
Lucy: :"How could you possibly know what happened last year? You were dead."

Katherine: "You don't have any friends, Lucy."
Lucy: :"Look who's talking! You may have a friend for about six months, but after that ... they want to shoot you, poison you, or throw you off the highest building."

GREAT QUARTERMAINE LINES:

Monica: "Why don't you go have dinner?"
Alan: "I'm not hungry."
Monica: : "Well, I can understand that. Edward is the best appetite suppressant I know. You know what we should do? We should market that man. We could put him on a gurney and roll him from house to house."

(Ned, to Monica, referring to Alan): (credit Laura)
Ned: "He's tried to kill you on more than one occasion!"
Monica: :"Well, he's not very GOOD at it."

Ned to A.J.:
"I beg your pardon, Junior. We all know what a rare and precious commodity your bride-to-be is. I understand to sleep with Carly you need to show an ATM card."

Monica to Alan:
(When he said his heart was in the right place, concerning the kidnapping of Jason's "son")
"Well, I can't vouch for the whereabouts of your heart, Alan, but I have a pretty good idea where your brains are located."

AVAILABLE: JAX TAPES
A compilation of Jax tapes .... his whole storyline since he started on the show as well as a tape of all his non-GH stuff. (Plus some from other Shows)
E-MAIL KAREN for info and any other information about these tapes.

AVAILABLE: LUCKY TAPES
E-MAIL STACEY.

AVAILABLE: MISCELLANEOUS GH SHOWS:
See listing for descriptions.
MISC. GH TAPES.

AVAILABLE: CARLY & JASON (June 96 - August 99);
NED & ALEXIS (from 1st meeting to recent) & ALL 6 NURSES BALLS
E-MAIL SUMMER710.

If you're in the mood for reminiscing....