Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten. Like "always carry a spare NIC card in your toolbox in case intermittent packet loss causes a performance degradation on the client side."
Here are nine other things worth knowing. (Corrections and updates added 4/3/00)
- Religion should not be taken too seriously
"Family Values" means different things to different families(The Dysfunctional Family Circus, a parody site where people added their own captions to the incredibly pathetic "comic" strip, was removed after threats from Bottom Feeders and much whining by Bill Keane.)
- Someone spent seventy dollars on this domain name
Old Medianever dies.(The Dead Media project, once a lively colleciton of information on everyting from Teddy Ruxpin to Piano Rolls, is now Dead Media. Nothing remains but a mailing list.)
- Two political parties are not enough
- There's always something new to worry about.
- Everyone should have a lot of sass and a little bite
- If you're this stupid, stay off the internet.
- Everyone has different desires
© 1999 Dave Hitt
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