Application to Live in New Jersey
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Ethnic Background Italian Sicilian Jewish
Backyard Smells Like Sewage Sulfur Garbage All of the above
Total Number Of Muscle Shirts
Number Of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts
Number Of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts That Are Also Muscle Shirts
Brand Of Jeans Preferred Sergio Valente Jordache Sassoon Z. Cavaricci
Percentage Of Wardrobe Which Is Leather
Total Number Of Gold Chains Owned
Number of Gold Chains Worn At One Time
Approximate Value Of All This Jewelry
Number Of Applications Of Obsession/Polo/Drakkar To Achieve Desired Effect
Gold Cap On At Least One Tooth?
Hair Height
Hair Products Used At Any Given Time Hair Spray Styling Gel Mousse Extra Hold Styling Gel Bondo Spackle 40 Weight Oil Crazy Glue
Automobile Owned IROC Z Firebird Camaro Mustang Chevette ( You got a f#%*ing problem with it?)
Number Of Inches Car Is Off The Ground
Characteristics Of Automobile Gold chain around license plate Neon lights around license plate Neon lights under car Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view mirror Garter hanging from rear view mirror Chrome hubcaps Stick-on window tinting Stick-on paint splash stickers Fuzzy dice
Favorite Sports Team F#%*ing Giants F#%*ing Jets F#%*ing Mets F#%*ing Yankees F#%*ing Nets F#%*ing Knicks F#%*ing Devils F#%*ing Rangers F#%*ing Islanders
Favorite Music Techno Rap Bon Jovi Bruce Springstein
Essay Question: In 100 words or less, Define the term "Yoos Guys"