Name:

Nickname:

E-mail Address:

Address:

Exit:

Ethnic Background Italian Sicilian Jewish

Backyard Smells Like Sewage Sulfur Garbage All of the above

Total Number Of Muscle Shirts

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

above 20

Number Of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

above 20

Number Of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts That Are Also Muscle Shirts

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

above 20

Brand Of Jeans Preferred Sergio Valente Jordache Sassoon Z. Cavaricci

Percentage Of Wardrobe Which Is Leather

100%

99-95%

94-90%

89-85%

84-80%

Total Number Of Gold Chains Owned

10-15

16-20

21-25

above 25

Number of Gold Chains Worn At One Time

5-10

11-15

16-20

above 20

Approximate Value Of All This Jewelry

$5-$10

$11-$15

$16-$20

stolen

Number Of Applications Of Obsession/Polo/Drakkar To Achieve Desired Effect

10-15

16-20

21-25

above 25

Gold Cap On At Least One Tooth?

Yes

No

Hair Height

6 - 8 Inches

9 - 12 Inches

1 - 2 feet

above 2 feet

Hair Products Used At Any Given Time Hair Spray Styling Gel Mousse Extra Hold Styling Gel Bondo Spackle 40 Weight Oil Crazy Glue

Automobile Owned IROC Z Firebird Camaro Mustang Chevette ( You got a f#%*ing problem with it?)

Number Of Inches Car Is Off The Ground

6 - 8 Inches

4 - 6 Inches

2 - 4 Inches

under 2 Inches

Characteristics Of Automobile Gold chain around license plate Neon lights around license plate Neon lights under car Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view mirror Garter hanging from rear view mirror Chrome hubcaps Stick-on window tinting Stick-on paint splash stickers Fuzzy dice

Favorite Sports Team F#%*ing Giants F#%*ing Jets F#%*ing Mets F#%*ing Yankees F#%*ing Nets F#%*ing Knicks F#%*ing Devils F#%*ing Rangers F#%*ing Islanders

Favorite Music Techno Rap Bon Jovi Bruce Springstein

Essay Question:
In 100 words or less, Define the term "Yoos Guys"