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Top Ten Ways To Annoy Mr. Sulu

10. Thwap him every time he says "Aye" without the "Sir"
9. When he reports, "Now travelling warp one... warp two... warp three..." shout "SEVEN!!!!" just to make him lose count
8. Pass around photographs of his reaction shots from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"
7. Tell him he'd be great playing Judge Lance Ito
6. Keep calling him "Han"
5. Tell him you loved him in "Moontrap"
4. Ice up the helm console, then laugh hysterically when he says, "Sir, the helm is frozen!"
3. Remind him that his daughter is a more interesting character than he is
2. Ruin his big scene by looking dispassionately elsewhere (William Shatner only)
1. Put a whoopie cushion on his chair!