Jason's Star Trek DS9 Top Ten Lists
10. Obsidian Order Day (date not disclosed to public, but you'd sure as hell better be celebrating anyway!)
9. Flag Month
8. Festival of Cruelty to Animals
7. Throw Momma From the Train Day
6. Maquis Execution Day (held once every week)
5. April Political Assassin's Day
4. Bajoran Subjugation Day
3. Marc Alaimo's birthday
2. The day when you don't have to sit in a Paramount makeup chair for four hours
1. Forced Labor Day
Top 10 Programs you'd run into trying to find something good on Cardassian TV
10. Guilty or Guilty? YOU be the judge.
9. *click* Citizen Indoctrination Time
8. *click* Cardassia's Violentest Home Videos
7. *click* Gallitepp and You!
6. *click* Guls: Filmed on location with the men and women of the various orders.
5. *click* "This is UPN"
4. *CLICK!!* Legate Gorl's funeral
3. *click* Legate Gorl's funeral
2. *click* Legate Gorl's funeral
1. *click*: (Obsidian Order officer).... "tsk tsk tsk Try to change off Legate Gorl's funeral ONCE MORE citizen, and..."
Top Ten Least Known Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition
10. If a sign says 'buy one, get one free' only get the free one
9. Always give the pizza guy bad directions to your house so you can get it for free if he is late
8. Unless something is damaged, its in "mint" condition
7. If it is damaged, then its "near mint"
6. If there is a limit per customer, bring a freind and come back every 10 minutes to buy more
5. Its cheaper to bribe a stock boy than the manager
4. Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich
3. No matter what you steal from the Federation, the Romulans will always pay top dollar for it
2. Only sell to civilizations dumber than you are
1. All those rules apply to other people--not you
