Borg

#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA. All a Borg!

• Assimilate me tender - Elvis of Borg.
• Blonde Borgs have the same fun.
• Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Tagline theft is futile.
• Borg Mail Reader v2.1a. Taglines are irrelevant.
• Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant.
• Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.
• Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
• Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.
• Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)
• Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
• Borg-Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.
• Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.
• BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
• BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename.
• Borgasm: The ecstacy of being assimilated.
• Clinton Borg - The economy is irrelevant.
• Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge.
• GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO - Borg subroutines.
• Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated.
• Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
• Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.
• HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
• Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.
• I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
• I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?
• I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
• I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
• I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
• I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
• I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
• I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.
• I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
• I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
• I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!
• I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
• I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.
• I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
• I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
• I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
• I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.
• I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation!
• I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.
• I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
• I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.
• I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
• I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.
• I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
• McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.
• My other computer is a Borg.
• P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.
• Pythagoras of Borg - Distance is irrelevant.
• Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them.
• Quayle of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.
• Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg.
• The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless.
• The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!
• The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.
• The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg!
• U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.
• Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
• We are Borg. is futile is inevitable.
• We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!
• We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
• Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevnt
• Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg.
• Borg Answering Machine Message:
  • WE ARE BORG.
    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
    YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
    But we're not home right now.
    So leave a message at the tone
    and we'll assimilate you later.
• ...Oh and "This borg's for you."
• "I am John Lennon of Borg
  • Just a borg and a little girl
    Trying to save the whole wide world
    Ahhaaa.....assimilation."
• "I am Bjorn Borg. You will be assimilated in three sets."
• "I am Butt-head of Borg. Ehr...you're assimilated. He he he he..."
• "I am Lauren Bacall of Borg. Assimilate me again, Sam."
• "I am Humphrey Borgart of Borg. Here's assimilating you, kid."
• "I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
• "I am Perot of Borg. Resistance is like trying to maintain your crops when you've got a swarm of locusts coming at you and flooding like we had in Iowa this year. There is just no way a farmer can stand against such great odds. That's the same way it'll be for you."
• "I am Bush of Borg. You will be assimilated into a kinder, gentler Borg."
• "I am a salesman of Borg. You will buy Amway."
• Ross Perot, Daimon of the Ferengi. "As you people say, I'm all EARS."
• "I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."
• "I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will be taximilated."
• "Hi-ho! This is Kerit of Borg!"
• "I am Homer of Borg. You will be OH Dounuts!"
• "I am Deter of Borgs. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate"
• "I am Miss Nancy of Borg. Do Bee assimilated."
• "I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."