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to this site since October 23, 1996.
THE ZEROth VISITOR ... Always About to Arrive

If you have found your way here, you are lost! You are a nomad, in exile, part of the diaspora, rambling in the shifting sands of a desert. If you decide to accompany me then you are doomed to wander among irrelevancies, inhabiting a border land of margins and dispossession.

As the counter should tell you, you are alone, the zeroth visitor to this place set aside. In some senses we might say you are worse than alone, because your arrival has not even registered. Just think: even if there is someone looking at this screen with you, in this virtual theater, there would be no way for you to tell.

To give you an idea of how very lost you are and how irrelevent this site is, here are some keywords I've embedded in the source code, in the hope that NO SEARCH ENGINE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO LOCATE THIS SITE: 

lost,
diaspora, 
exile, 
idiosyncrasy, 
footnote, 
marginalia, marginal, 
nomad, nomadic, 
disorder, chaos, 
disorderly, irrelevant,
ill-behaved, unruly, superstition, superstitious, viral, virus,
counter-virus,
inoculation, vaccination, self-erasing, self-erasure, self-effacing, self-effacement

So, fairly warned, you may begin here, although once you do, the notion of beginnings itself will soon be annihilated, and I doubt you will ever find your way back again ...

...      assuming that you have even arrived at all.