Upright Citizen's Brigade, June 14, 1999

         TV Guide: Coming up is the cast of Comedy Central's Upright Citizen's
         Brigade. The UCB is made up of Adair, who is the technical wizard, Antoine,
         who is the organizer to spread chaos, Colby, who is known for her temper and
         Trotter, who is a con artist. They're spreading their chaos and comedy
         nationwide. Adair has been credited with the dissemination of several key
         rumors including that John Wayne was gay, that Jamie Lee Curtis was a man
         and that Antoine is a cyborg. Antoine is behind the Watergate and Iran Scam
         and invented Professional Wrestling based off a dream he had. Colby has a
         layer of seething rage just over her warm center. She keeps her copy of Art of
         War next to Where the Sidewalk Ends. Colby is responsible for the Pamela
         Lee sex tape. Lastly there is Trotter who convinced the Academy to give Helen
         Hunt the Oscar and to get the FDA to approve Olestra. The UBC will be
         joining us one at a time. Up first is Amy Poehlel who plays Colby. Thanks for
         coming.

         Poehlel: Don't think and dress like the enemy!

         De_nise101: Colby sounds like she has her head screwed on straight. Good
         for her.

         Poehlel: Colby is all business and a fierce warrior and encourages all young
         ladies to do the same.

         maxcandle77: Does Colby have any illicit interest in Little Donny?

         Poehlel: (LOL!) Only as a scientific experiment. Colby thinks sexuality is
         distracting in that it is important to get her work done. So she is interested in
         little Donny only as an anomoly.

         divemaster_J: Sketch comedy or improv. Which is better?

         Poehlel: It's like apples and oranges. Both are great. Improv is wonderful
         because there is a certain energy about making up things on the spot that you
         can't recreate. And sketch comedy is wonderful because you can work on
         something until you get close to perfecting it.

         swatki: How does Colby do that blue hair thing? I want my girlfriend to be
         Colby for Halloween.

         Poehlel: (LOL!) Colby's hair turned blue during one of her time travel missions.
         It was a result of excessive time travel.

         Sir_James_Martin: Is it a new episode tonight?

         Poehlel: There is a new episode tonight at 10:30 ET. It will be every Monday
         at 10:30 on Comedy Central.

         MechAnimal71: Will the UCB be touring again anytime soon? We saw you in
         San Francisco last December and loved it!

         Poehlel: Cool! We hope to come back to SF another time this year. Yes,
         when we're done with our show, probably the fall. We'll being going around to
         some select theaters and colleges performing the new sketch show we do,
         Spaghetti Jesus, which we do in our theater in New York.

         snzippfan: Are you also in Strangers with Candy?

         Poehlel: No, that's Amy Cedaris. She is also from Chicago. And she is also a
         slight woman like myself, and she is very funny.

         swatki: Was the bucket that Spaghetti Jesus was in, the Bucket of Truth?

         Poehlel: Spaghetti Jesus is housed in a holy monstrance. But it may or may not
         be the Bucket of Truth. You'll find out.

         VirMagnus: Do you ever do skits live that have already been made into TV
         shows? I ask because I wanna see Spaghetti Jesus live and I don't know if I
         can get down there before the TV show airs.

         Poehlel: The show that we do now on stage we are making into one of our
         episodes, that is Spaghetti Jesus. And when we tour we do some old favorite
         scenes that people like.

         apb86: Since Andy Richter was on the show, can we expect an appearance by
         Conan, or anyone else from Late Night?

         Poehlel: We don't have Conan booked as of yet, but there will be some
         special appearances. You'll be able to see the Wu Tang Clan and that's all I'm
         going to give away right now.

         holy_hell69: Will there be more shows with the ugly peoples anonymous
         group?

         Poehlel: (LOL!) Yes, we've opened chapters all over the country. For people
         who are either ugly or good-looking apes with great verbal skills.

         dcsensai: Do you think that your being on Comedy Central has helped you in
         your cause to undermine civilization?

         Poehlel: Yes, Comedy Central thinks we are a sketch show and as long as
         they think that, we're OK. They don't know that we are using their cable
         channel to spread our own gospel.

         swatki: Amy, we love you, how tall are you, and what's your real hair color?

         Poehlel: (LOL!) I am 5 foot two. And my hair is kind of short, and it's blond,
         and kind of looks like Meg Ryan's hair. My face doesn't look like her, but my
         hair does.

         apb86: Favorite gum?

         Poehlel: Big Red by far! Big Red makes any situation OK. And if you're
         drunk, Big Red takes care of ya.

         Marv_of_Sin_City: I see some of you on Late Night with Conan O'Brian
         quite often. How close are you all to that show?

         Poehlel: Very close. Andy Richter is a good friend of ours. Conan has become
         a big friend and supporter of the show. We have a couple of close friends who
         write on the show, Brian Stack and Brian McCann. And Tommy Blocha. They
         are all writers and good friends.

         Sir_James_Martin: What episode was the most fun to do, or which do you
         consider funniest?

         Poehlel: My personal favorite is the episode that has Duke Thompson and his
         new brain seminar and hyperminimalism. But I think they were all fun to do in
         different ways. We shoot everything on location so we're always in different
         settings every day doing really weird stuff so it's never boring.

         apb86: How can I get my new brain?

         Poehlel: (LOL!) You can stop smoking the hash and stop doing the dishes in
         the bathtub, for God's sake.

         VirMagnus: Do you ever visit the UCB fan pages on the 'net (all four of
         them)?

         Poehlel: Yes, we do. We really appreciate them, and we are all online. And I
         can't tell you how excited we all were when we saw them cropping up. Because
         we know that people who do that are really dedicated fans, and it makes us so
         happy to know that people are working to put up pages like that. So yes, we
         see them, we think they rock, and we love the people that do them.

         maxcandle77: Any other heartthrobs for you besides Carl Sagan?

         Poehlel: Ricky Martin is Colby's favorite, this year. She also likes Robert
         Duvall. And the author Kurt Vonnegut memorabilia.

         swatki: Is it easier to get into character when you have the costumes and wigs
         and sets of the TV show, as opposed to on stage?

         Poehlel: Yes. Absolutely. Our makeup and hair people on this show are
         amazing, and they make us look so different every scene. It's a tremendous
         help. We don't even recognize each other when we are sitting around having
         lunch. Often we just keep going in our character's voices all day.

         Oasis_dude_14: What are your favorites bands?

         Poehlel: Yo La Tengo. Shellac, Steve Albini did a theme song for our show. I
         personally like Sleater Kinney a lot. The Wu Tang Clan. Late Beatles. And
         Superchunk.

         maxcandle77: How was filming the 2nd season different from the 1st?

         Poehlel: Second season is a little easier. Because we have most of the same
         crew back and we have all gotten very close so it makes things easier that way.
         It's a little different because we are doing scenes that are a little bit newer to us.
         The first season was filled with scenes we had been doing for a long time. But
         we are so thrilled to be doing a second season that it takes a lot of the pressure
         off of us. And — we get recognized when we do pranks now sometimes which
         is nice.

         TV Guide: Thanks for chatting Amy, up now is Matt Besser who plays
         Adair.

         Poehlel: Matt Besser, Adair, is on deck. Thank you!

         apb86: Whos the real boss? Springsteen or Danza?

         Besser: It's Danzig.

         apb86: Predictions For Y2K?

         Besser: Yeah, we're not going to get that far. That's not a prediction that's
         actually a fact.

         swatki: How did you guys come up with your UCB names?

         Besser: This is actually true. My grandmother went to school of the Ozarks in
         Arkansas. She went to college when she was like 60 years old to get her
         degree. And I got her yearbook and took four professors right in a row, and
         they were Antoine, Trotter, Adair and Colby.

         swatki: At the Chicago Improv Fest., on stage you mentioned being from
         Arkansas. Is that true? If so, where exactly?

         Besser: I am from Little Rock. And yes I have met the President on two
         occasions when he was governor. And I went to Central High.

         aurelius19: What do the stripes on your jackets mean?

         Besser: Actually they are filled with meaning. And you can't really know until
         you are a UCB member. It's protocol.

         Sir_James_Martin: Will there ever be a follow up episode? Like another
         bong boy, or perhaps how little donny is doing?

         Besser: It's quite possible that both those characters will return, not an entire
         episode devoted to them, but they will probably show up again. Bong boy has
         possibly met the love of his life.

         Dr_A_Nonymous: Are you going to ever sell any of the UCB shows on video,
         maybe with added scenes?

         Besser: Actually we are going to. We have to edit chunks of scenes
         sometimes, and we are going to put the uncut scenes on the website on
         Comedy Central. And the video thing sounds like a good idea that you should
         email to Comedy Central over and over again.

         swatki: What is your favorite prank you guys have done?

         Besser: I really like the, well, we took the Pitte brothers, to Vanilla Ice's first
         show he did on his new show. And we went backstage afterwards and had a
         meeting with him and tried to get him to open for us on our European tour. And
         got him to sign a Vanilla Ice 80's doll. And he was pretty perturbed about that.
         And then we went to his celebration after party which we were not invited to.
         And finally got kicked out by his manager.

         JamesTLunatic: What episode did you like the best?

         Besser: I guess I like them all. Probably the Lady of the Lake episode,
         because it caused me so much pain physically.

         ucbrigade: This may have already been asked, but where did you all meet?

         Besser: Chicago. Improv Olympic.

         zipp123_45: Is the UBC like the secret group behind the government, like on
         the X-Files? Do you believe the truth is out there?

         Besser: They are pathetic pretenders. They are posers wanting to have the
         power we possess. And the truth is out there and we are making it.

         maxcandle77: Saw asscat200 where you were cupid. Will we see that in the
         UCB show ever?

         Besser: (LOL!) Yes, see it in five.

         swatki: Who is the tallest member of the UCB? (I won't ask who's the
         shortest.)

         Besser: I guess that Ian and I are both 6'2".

         WernerVonWallenrod: Who are your favorite comedians/improvisationalists?

         Besser: That would have to be Andy Kaufman, and Kids in the Hall. And Mr.
         Show.

         WernerVonWallenrod: Think you guys'll ever get on Win Ben Stein's Money
         like the Daily Show crew?

         Besser: We can only dream.

         Jaaaayyy: Do you have any chaos planned for the internet?

         Besser: Check out on our website what's already going on. Not the Comedy
         Central website, but our own www.uprightcitizens.org.

         VirMagnus: How many episodes will there be this season?

         Besser: Ten.

         cdh1979: What do you think sets you apart from all the other sketch shows?

         Besser: We have the Wu Tang Clan on our show. That's it, We're pretty much
         the same outside of that.

         Dr_A_Nonymous: Are you ever going to sell UCB episodes on video or
         finally get some more merchandise?

         Besser: We got t-shirts on the Comedy Central site. And we are trying to
         convince them to sell our jetpacks. So you have to write in to ask for them.

         JamesTLunatic: Do people notice you at all on the street?

         Besser: Yes, and they are immediately picked up in vans and taken to an
         undisclosed location.

         ucbrigade:What kinds of things can we do to contribute to the UCB?

         Besser: That's a great question. If you get on the lists as they're called on our
         CC website, we occasionally ask for help and chaos from our collective agents
         out there in the field.

         swatki: Your Unabomber was hilarious. Do you have any favorite characters
         that you've done?

         Besser: No.

         zipp123_45: Have you always been Upright Citizens, or kinda, sorta upright?
         Maybe even a bit shady?

         Besser: How can I answer this question as cleverly as it was put? I know what
         you mean, we're going to come kill you tonight.

         swatki: What is the origin of the name UCB?

         Trotter: We used to do shows back in Chicago, we would do very jackass
         sketches and at the end we would say "Thank you we have been Citizens for
         Political Justice," and then we came up with UCB and we decided to take it
         seriously. Because we had some shows where a secret organization had funded
         the show, etc. and eventually it began to dominate the personality of the show.

         De_nise101: Trotter needs another lobotomy.

         Trotter: (LOL!) He does need one actually! He needs a corpus collassum
         reattached to his reticular arousal system. There is too much pain in the world, I
         need to be lobotomized — again!

         Sir_James_Martin: Will "the man" ever catch on to the general chaos caused
         by the UCB, or is the government no match for your technology?

         Trotter: The man works for the UCB unknowingly. We need the man to create
         the shadow for us to exist under.

         apb86: Flock Of Seagulls or A-Ha?

         Trotter: Flock of Seagulls. Absolutely. Aurora Borealis comes in view. That
         song was written by the space program.

         maxcandle77: Trotter and Antoine have great chemistry. I think they are in
         love. Any thoughts?

         Trotter: Everyone in the UCB is in love. We are married to the organization.
         As far as gay/homosexual ass love, no.

         swatki: What is the deal with the various eyewear you guys wear?

         Trotter: They have various purposes.

         TV Guide: Now up is Ian who plays Antoine. Bye Matt.

         Antoine: Hello America! Embrace the chaos, I'm off to watch the first episode.
         I hope you enjoy it! Bye from all of us!

         TV Guide:Thanks for chatting with us all. UCB is on Comedy Central tonight
         at 10:30 EST. Goodnight.

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